Lyrics
From school not quite a teen I cannot shake that scene
Forever etched into my memory
Oh I was so taken aback when a girl pulled out a snack
And I saw that which I never wish to see
She was a good girl a fine girl a cute girl a kind girl
Guilty of social depravity
She thought no one was watching what I witnessed was so shocking
She was harvesting her nasal cavity
She was a fun girl a sharp girl a nice girl a smart girl
With possibilities I had no doubt
So it still brings me pain that image burned into my brain
She was dining on takeout from her snout
I was so aghast that she'd do that right in class
Let alone roll her own privately
Though I know it is a shame I never looked at her the same
Once I saw that which I never wished to see
She was a good girl a fine girl a cute girl a kind girl
There must have been some underlying cause
When she thought no one was watching she did that which was so shocking
She was mining nutrition from her schnoz
She was a fun girl a sharp girl a nice girl a smart girl
I pray someday may my memory differ
'Cause it still brings me pain that image burned into my brain
She was dining on takeout from her sniffer
Far beyond
The age
To engage
In autophagy
Why she did it
I simply do not know..
I still shudder
I still cringe
When I think about that binge
That nosedive oh so long ago
Whoa whoa whoa whoa
She was a good girl a fine girl a cute girl a kind girl
Doing what she never should
She thought no one was watching what I witnessed was so shocking
That she found it so finger-lickin' good
She was a fun girl a sharp girl a nice girl a smart girl
With a bad habit she did not conquer
And it still brings me pain that image burned into my brain
She was dining on takeout from her honker
She was a good girl a fine girl a cute girl a kind girl
But I found that which I did not seek
She thought no one was watching what I witnessed was so shocking
She hunted and gathered from her beak
She was a fun girl a sharp girl a nice girl a smart girl
Her pluses certainly outweigh her minuses
Oh it still brings me pain that image burned into my brain
She was dining on takeout from her sinuses
Dining on takeout from her sinuses
She was dining on takeout from her sinuses
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Lyrics and Melody: Brad Critchfield
Music Production: Suno